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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking
me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing
to them at funerals.

Another Weekend~

It's been another weekend for me not to going any pub to have some alcohol.... 3 weeks already after my Birthday celebration, i not having any alcohol and staying at homes for most of the weekdays except having some badminton and futsal..... Some of them ask me why back so early on the Friday night............i also dun know why maybe i not having any motivation to go anywhere, dunno what can i do hanging out there, no target, no mission, no motivation... so every night end up lying on the bed...

It do help me to save money in this living style but it seem like my life is lack of some excitement, which i always looking for~~~

My Personality

My Birthday Cake

I really cant remember when is my last birthday having a birthday cake(if i not mistake should be my 1 years old birthday~)
But this year i do have one ~ Although it small but i am happy to have it~

Happy Birthday to me~


Thanks Irry~

I am Officially 23

23rd April Fool's............................